Don’t know, don’t follow us we’re lost!!

Look what’s that over there?? Is it an iceberg??? Oh no.. it Berwick Law, or even Bass Rock with a load of #### on it😄😄.

There’s supposed to be an ocean around here!! Is that water over there?? Could be, could be a Norwegian fishing village at the waters edge, but more likely Musselbugh!!

Why did we buy all that winter stuff? It’s not even cold. That explains why there’s no icebergs.

Is that snow on the Norwegian hills in the distance?? Oh no it looks more like Hillend dry ski slope.

I told you we needed a new satnav Ian. We’re still in Edinburgh. We’re supposed to be on the way to the Artic Ocean. Technology!!!

They were right when they said driving along this road makes you feel that time stands a bit still. We don’t seem to have gone far in weeks.